Workaphile

So I'm a workaphile , that's right i touch work in inappropriate places. no of course not , i just hate work and see no point why our lives , of which we only have one of , should be crammed full of deadlines and essays , paperwork and deliverable, statements and dissertations. Tis shittig. People are so preoccupied by "doing there work" And this stops fun happening. That's bad. now i shall discuss different types of work, read onward mac duff.

Institutionalised education wank
one thing i have always said about The dreaded Gcses , A levels and all that shit is that i don't see Oscar Wilde proudly parading around his Sat's grades, or Mr Bob Dylan weeping cause he didn't get a c in gcse maths. these people made it to the top without the use of a levels or any other nonsense . And we can too. I mean for fucks sake we spent about a decade working towards my year 9 sats (which we were told would separate the retards from the slightly less retarded) . I remember crying over these bastards , contemplating self harm because i didn't know were to put a comma. And then they fucking forgot about them. then a year later . we were all pushed into the proverbial Nazi shower room of the GCSE. no one asked me if i wanted to spend hours of my life Writing bullshit about a drawing of a leaf. we had no choice, one kid i know had secured a 45,000 a year job , a book deal and film based on that book with 30% of the box office take . that kid had to the turn that offer down because Mr GCSE came a knocking on his door and dragged him kicking and screaming into the street of school. But then it all ended. the sun came out of the shadows , the plants gave way to the ice that had encased them . WE WERE FRE....oh shit A Levels. Not even a year later we all lined up once more for these fucking ridiculous onslaught of exams. This period of time also seems to render parents incapable of saying anything other than .
"we just want you to have options "
yer well i got an option for society , FUCK YOU.


Lovely Employment
I'm a fan of this wonderful system ,at least you get paid to do work, However some bastards get paid to be in college , due the completely inhuman EMA system, now i don't want to come across judgemental, but poor people. I have never wished my parents were divorced more than wen i found out i didn't qualify for robin hood system of dispersal. anyway were was i ... oh yer employment. so when i was 14 ,i was fired from my first job as a marketing executive in hamstead. no i was a paperboy, i was SO unmotivated to deliver papers that i got sacked from the easiest job in the world, my problem was i kept wondering what was wrong with walked for 2 minutes to go and buy your own paper, instead of having a pneumonia stricken ,pre-pubescent child give it too you personally, the legends i respect are those men who are like 50 and still doing a paper round, god bless them they keep the world spinning they do.

Retirement (deaths waiting room)
effectively retirement is the most intense form of work , not because u need qualifications or money, but because your just working to stay alive really. you write essays so u don't forget how to write , or so you don't get a senile phobia of paper and start using your own Shit as ink.

there we good friends ,all the trials and tribulations of life , in one glossy ,delicious sugar based blog. When you next encounter a piece of work some square tells you to do, don't conform to their plan. tell them to fuck of , get out your guitar and begin to sing Dylan's words . then you might just find the meaning of life.
fin'e